Christmas, Women, Porn
2011-12-06
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I've nicknamed my penis 'Elbow'.
It's flexible, It's hard,
And my mum doesn't like it on the table during dinner.
For my next trick, I will eat a percussion instrument in a bap.
Drum roll, please.
Women seem to have a problem for every solution.
Women come to me, I have sex with them, and then I'm paid for my services.
Sounds great, but its not all fun and games being an undertaker.
I've been dating a homeless woman recently, and I think it's getting serious.
She asked me to move out with her.
Why is a vagina like the weather?
Because once it's wet, it's time to go inside.
Apparently Wi-Fi laptops can damage your sperm.
In my experience, not as much as sperm can damage your Wi-Fi laptop.
They were only doing the draw for Euro 2012 and England still came last.
My wife asked me if we can have something more 'Christmassy' on the television.
So I put FIFA on and played in snowy conditions.
I can't see how the fact Santa going down a chimney is so hard to believe.
6 Million Jews went up them easily enough.
It's proven, Japanese people cum faster than the British. Probably because they don't have to wait a fucking decade for the video to buffer.
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