Short Jokes of the Week
2011-11-15
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Apparently animals make different sounds according to different languages.
For example, in Korea a dog makes a sizzling noise.
Tributes have been pouring in for boxing hero Joe Frazier.
John Terry said, "The black cunt was a legend."
Facebook should have a limit on the number of times people can change their relationship status.
After five, it ought to default to "Unstable".
Daniel Radcliffe has revealed that he was "dependent on alcohol" to make it through the final Harry Potter films.
That makes two of us.
Some Scouse cunts wrote "mong" all over my windows last night.
It took me ages to lick it off.
I've just bought a 3D Kindle.
Or a book as it's commonly known.
I've just read that a man has been jailed after decades of sexual abuse.
That guy doesn't have much luck, does he?
My son came up to me with tears in his eye and said, "Dad, I'm gay. Can you still love me?"
"Don't be silly son," I replied, "You were an accident, we never loved you."
It may take more muscles to frown than to smile, but it takes more energy to point this out than it does to just leave me the fuck alone.
It's sickening to hear racist chants coming from the stand against Darren Bent at the England vs Spain game...
John Terry really needs to shut the fuck up.
It's that time of the month for my Ethiopian Girlfriend.
When she gets to eat.
What is six inches long and makes a man groan as soon as a woman touches it?
A gear stick.
I was very surprised to find out this morning that my train was going to arrive on time for the first time in months,
So I eased up on the speed & pulled into the station 20 minutes late.
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