Top-10 Short Jokes of the Week
2012-01-17
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Dogs are tough.
I've been interrogating this one for hours and he still won't tell me who is a good boy.
My missus dressed up as a police woman last night and giggled, "You're being charged for being good in bed..."
After 2 minutes she said she was dropping the charge due to lack of evidence.
I was in hospital the other day when I saw a sign that read "Rape Victims"
So I did.
Yesterday I set my wifi's name to "Hack this if you can".
When I checked it today, it was called "Challenge accepted".
I enjoy telling racist jokes about blacks at work.
At least there you don't need to look over your shoulder first.
If the end of the world is in December...
...does that mean I can stop using a condom in April?
I was text cheating on my wife and I accidentally sent one of the messages to her.
Took me some explaining on how I couldn't wait to suck her cock.
Met this bloke today who told me he only had 18 months to live.
I thought, lucky bastard, the rest of us are going to die in December.
Having a girl with a tattoo on the back of her neck is much like having a bathroom with a magazine in it -
It gives you something to read while you're in the shitter.
I was shagging this German girl last night. She didn't speak much English, but I think she wanted me to try out some more adventurous positions.
I mean I've heard of a sixty-nine, but what sort of position is a nine nine nine nine nine?
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