Best SOPA Jokes
2012-01-26
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If the new SOPA law gets passed, anyone who has downloaded copyrighted material might get a knock on the door from the police.
Well, I'm not worried. I've just looked through all that child porn I downloaded, and there's no copyright notices on any of it.
Facebook has revealed that it has followed Wikipedia's example and shut down in protest at SOPA.
All day long it's just reposted all the same tedious status updates and stolen jokes that everybody uploaded to it yesterday.
Nobody's noticed yet.
SOPA and PIPA make perfect sense. If I owned a shopping mall, I'd probably burn it to the ground if it meant I could stop a few shoplifters.
Considering 'Sopa' in Spanish means 'Soup', I think that the Spanish must be really confused as to why everyone is hating on a popular vegetable and meat stock based consumable.
It's not all bad news, SOPA hasn't censored porn yet.
If it does then fucking hell, 2012 is definitely the end of the world.
SOPA wont shut down all the porn websites, its quite clear they're all a bunch of wankers.
Internet-using dyslexics must be wondering why all the Anti-SOPA protesters hate personal hygiene.
For those of you who were wondering, PIPA is SOPA's prettier younger sister who gets all the attention on SOPA's big day.
The Wikipedia blackout is over. At last we can now find out what SOPA is.
Under SOPA, you could get 5 years for uploading a Michael Jackson song. One year more than the doctor who killed him.
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